we'll fall apart on the weekend: Archive

gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
 And let's not forget -
gay female: i'm gay
straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
gay male: i'm gay
straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
gay male: i'm gay
me: thats nice have you heard about homestuck

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Just stalked myself all the way back to December...

I’m fucking weird, apparently.

Dec 31st

Damn :( I thought you were home since you were on...

strawberrylove37 replied to your post: TRACEYY not yet dog. dang parents wont stop talking. smh… its gonna be a long night. :(

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adrians: I really like jaffa cakes I really like adrian and his offensively hilarious videos

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TRACEYY

are you home? can i bring over your present?!?!

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fbht: KRUSTY KRAB IS UNFAIR MR KRABS IS IN THERE STANDING AT CONCESSION PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION

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tyleroakley: sle4zy: There was a little kid on the bus singing Someone Like You very badly, so I recorded it. Have fun looking at my face the whole time, by the way.

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I miss you.

She looks like a drowned rat mixed with an indian streetwhore who just got struck by lightning. Congratulations on the new girlfriend, fuckass. I’ll just sit here and be the best thing that’s ever happened to you; only you “can’t” talk to me now because your cunt says so. Fuck her. I’m your sister, you douchebag.

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humantic: youareamayzing: Katy Perry - E.T....

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Headache Pill

dearoldlove: Now every time I have a migraine, I lie in bed, cry, and wish that you were there to stroke my hair and kiss my forehead until the pain subdues.

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I got invited to a beer pong party and I really wanna go but all my friends are already out and I don’t want to just go alone and know only Matt. #foreveralone

Dec 28th